The title Housewife is looking pretty good right now PGP

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.

My weed guy can’t meet up because he “has the kids tonight”. PGP.

I’ve started going to more expensive bars because I can’t afford to get as drunk.

“My calendar is wide open.” PGP.

“So how about Wisconsin?”. PGP.