The awkward “pants boner” that slacks always make it look like you have. PGP.

Losing your security badge. PGP.

Still getting rejection letters after you’ve accepted an offer. PGP.

The irrational fear that you’re going to fail a drug test when you don’t even do drugs. PGP.

Using the hand dryer in the bathroom as a clothing dryer because you spilled something on your pants. PGP.

Having to do logic puzzles as part of your interview. PGP.

Nailing the phone interview, flunking the face-to-face. PGP.

Drinking a beer during a phone interview. PGP.

Having your driver’s license number memorized. PGP.

Having to teach yourself the practical stuff that school didn’t: how to manage your finances, starting a portfolio, getting a mortgage, budgeting, etc. PGP.