He’s probably sitting on his couch with Pusha T’s new album blaring while he chases tequila shots with fat lines and rips from his bowl. The broken heart special.
Why did you say just kidding? Do you not really think all good boys and girls are the best? Cuz if you start dragging puppers through the mud I’ll fucking cut you
I still haven’t watched Marley & Me since seeing it in the theaters, which was less than a year after we had to put down our yellow lab Gus. There wasn’t a dry eye in the whole goddam room, it was BRUTAL
I might be in the minority here but I’ve always preferred pancakes to waffles. Leftover pancake pbj’s are a staple of my childhood. Waffles are just pretentious pancakes that think they’re all that.
I grew up in California and didn’t know that team existed until 2012. I’m peeved by all the LA people who rooted for the Lakers when Kobe was good, the Clippers when Blake blew up, and now are sporting Durant Warriors jerseys with the tags still on.
I’ve been a lifelong Laker fan (Stopped loving them unconditionally when we traded Derek Fisher in 2011) but as a 6+ year Ohio resident I’ve rooted for LeBron for the past few years and love watching that human freight train carve out his own legacy. But I believe Luke Walton and Magic will lead us back to the promised land. Lakeshow will be in the conference finals by 2020, ya heard it here first.
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He just wants to watch the world burn while he sits on his air mattress in a flowing tunic. I respect it.
He’s probably sitting on his couch with Pusha T’s new album blaring while he chases tequila shots with fat lines and rips from his bowl. The broken heart special.
That should be on the cover of all Cincinnati promotional travel brochures
Try Tullamore Dew. You’re welcome
“It was so surprising your honor, she locked herself in the trunk of my car and shot herself 15 times”
Why did you say just kidding? Do you not really think all good boys and girls are the best? Cuz if you start dragging puppers through the mud I’ll fucking cut you
I still haven’t watched Marley & Me since seeing it in the theaters, which was less than a year after we had to put down our yellow lab Gus. There wasn’t a dry eye in the whole goddam room, it was BRUTAL
They get chopped up into food for the next wave of puppies. Circle of life
Best city in CA, no question. More chilled out than LA, better fishing opportunities, and a stones throw from Mexico
I might be in the minority here but I’ve always preferred pancakes to waffles. Leftover pancake pbj’s are a staple of my childhood. Waffles are just pretentious pancakes that think they’re all that.
Just learn how to field dress a large dead animal and it’ll cancel out the rest of that stuff.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
What was the new hiding place? Describe it in detail, please
There’s a Walmart in LA?
Sounds like LA is finally going to get some rain
I grew up in California and didn’t know that team existed until 2012. I’m peeved by all the LA people who rooted for the Lakers when Kobe was good, the Clippers when Blake blew up, and now are sporting Durant Warriors jerseys with the tags still on.
I’ve been a lifelong Laker fan (Stopped loving them unconditionally when we traded Derek Fisher in 2011) but as a 6+ year Ohio resident I’ve rooted for LeBron for the past few years and love watching that human freight train carve out his own legacy. But I believe Luke Walton and Magic will lead us back to the promised land. Lakeshow will be in the conference finals by 2020, ya heard it here first.
Violently single is a gem, I’d been looking for a way to describe myself for a while and you nailed it.
Exactly. In the words of the hormone monster, “this is your journey. You must be your own shaman”
Getting crossfaded before a date is a certified psychopath move. I almost respect the audacity.