Of course all you do is drink, what else is there to do in Chicago? It’s not like there’s a bunch of rivers and mountains on public land to explore, all you can do in that city is get shitfaced and wonder where you’re getting your eight ball for your night of deep house at Primary
Thoughts on a pair of well-kept all black vans sk8-Hi’s? They’re pretty damn slick and I hit them with baby wipes and a lint roller whenever I leave the house.
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You’ve clearly never hiked properly before. Beers and/or spliffs is a MUST
Of course all you do is drink, what else is there to do in Chicago? It’s not like there’s a bunch of rivers and mountains on public land to explore, all you can do in that city is get shitfaced and wonder where you’re getting your eight ball for your night of deep house at Primary
Don’t bring sand to the beach
Give me two drinks and a key bump and I’ll watch a homeless guy play paint bucket drums all night
Your soon-to-be-former-roommate needs to be euthanized.
What?
Lemme get this straight… there’s a playlist called The Boys of Summer that DOESN’T include Playin’ With The Boys by Sir Kenny Loggins? Unbelievable.
Same. Public land owners right hurr
You have enough water bottles.
I don’t judge a person on their choice in water bottle brand, but I WILL judge what stickers they put on it.
You’re a chainsmokers fan, if someone tells you to listen to new music you damn well should.
Always take a lipper before you do a line. Festival survival rule #1
I didn’t know the fanny pack ever left
Hopefully he knows to rub out the easy one 20 mins before he leaves to go to her place. That’s getting laid 101
I might be in love with you
It was in international waters so they couldn’t prosecute.
Give me some hunterish and I’m a happy camper
Thoughts on a pair of well-kept all black vans sk8-Hi’s? They’re pretty damn slick and I hit them with baby wipes and a lint roller whenever I leave the house.
Eric needs to get on that nicotine train. It keeps you lean as hell
He’s probably doing GREAT for another 15-20 mins before he has to head to the bathroom again