My highlight this last weekend was buying a new bed frame and bed from IKEA. PGP.

Signing out of your LinkedIn profile so other people don’t see when you visit their profile. PGP.

Thought I had to poop so I went to the bathroom but it ended just being a big fart. Still stayed in the stall for 10 min. PGP.

I work for my girlfriends Dad and he promoted her before me. She’s been here 3 months. I’ve been here 2 years. PGP.