keithistre

Member Since 08/06/2018

  • keithistre 6 years ago on The Writers' Roundtable: The Toilet Paper Roll Debate

    People think beyond your first world discomfort. The issue is not which TP director. The life-changing question, which hand is used to wipe the bum?

    Helpfully it’s not the hand used to shake my, that prepares my food, gives me that critical document, and or use my pen (or I use their pen) to sign that salary enhancing contract!? Think diseases that can turn genitals green, flesh-eating bacteria, unpronounceable viruses, and gross bodily particles.

    Rise the right (correct not side nor direction) hand to awareness, “DON’T EAT WITH THE HAND THAT WIPES YOU!” (or that only uses 1-ply TP.)

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