I’d add my own GIF…but I’m at work, and I’m kinda terrified to see what GIFs will pop up. Like that time my co-worker Googled “glory hole” because he’d never heard of the term….yeah. So I’ll just use good ole text to say thanks for the knowledge upgrade.
“You look so good with kids, though. Why don’t you want any?”
-Because for 18 years, the unappreciative b#stards suck the life out of you, wringing any vitality and luster from your existence. How many houses could you have bought with the money you’ve spent on Bobby and Bobbet? The only hope you have of reparation is when you start sh*tting in diapers.
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The Diary of Juleps and White Jeans: Wanderlusting Through Life…. Oh yes!
I’d add my own GIF…but I’m at work, and I’m kinda terrified to see what GIFs will pop up. Like that time my co-worker Googled “glory hole” because he’d never heard of the term….yeah. So I’ll just use good ole text to say thanks for the knowledge upgrade.
I wish I could repost this…they’re my Facebook friends, now. I remember when I could post cool sh#t. Must be nice….
“You look so good with kids, though. Why don’t you want any?”
-Because for 18 years, the unappreciative b#stards suck the life out of you, wringing any vitality and luster from your existence. How many houses could you have bought with the money you’ve spent on Bobby and Bobbet? The only hope you have of reparation is when you start sh*tting in diapers.
Folks stopped asking a long time ago.