This struck a chord with me because my ex used to complain about my sarcasm (she was a real treat).
I’d like to be friends with you, and then promptly move out of the friend zone and date the hell out of you cause you sound like a catch. I promise to never call you a bitch either, at least not as my opening line.
Here’s 5 better examples (great meme by the way McGannon)
1. Put on a suit after you leave your business-casual job
2. Go straight to the bathroom for key bumps
3. Order your superiors a round that you know is too stiff for them, and make sure you finish yours way before them
4. Slick your hair back
5. Only speak to the highest ranking person at the table
I live in DC now and going to college here sounds miserable. Being a post-grad here on the other hand, is the complete opposite of whatever this troll wrote about. I’ll just keep it short and say there’s ugly people everywhere, but DC is actually filled with really smart, well connected, ambitious post-grads who are more than capable of making more than $24K a year. It may have been a figure of speech, or maybe you are just so clueless of your own finances, but it’s unheard of to be making less than $45K right out of college, assuming you didn’t go to ITT Tech. And get off your daddy’s credit card. Grow up, Peter Pan. There’s nothing less attractive than a girl who can’t support herself.
Hey app guy, can you do something about gifs not showing up while using the PGP app? It’s stressing me out
This struck a chord with me because my ex used to complain about my sarcasm (she was a real treat).
I’d like to be friends with you, and then promptly move out of the friend zone and date the hell out of you cause you sound like a catch. I promise to never call you a bitch either, at least not as my opening line.
Got laid off on Monday after being with this company for only 9 months. Still looking for LSD and a decent hiking spot..
I feel like this girl must be sleeping her way to the top of grandex because her articles continue to be posted while mine are blackballed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpy7UWuWg3Q
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Here’s 5 better examples (great meme by the way McGannon)
1. Put on a suit after you leave your business-casual job
2. Go straight to the bathroom for key bumps
3. Order your superiors a round that you know is too stiff for them, and make sure you finish yours way before them
4. Slick your hair back
5. Only speak to the highest ranking person at the table
This was weak. You can do better
I live in DC now and going to college here sounds miserable. Being a post-grad here on the other hand, is the complete opposite of whatever this troll wrote about. I’ll just keep it short and say there’s ugly people everywhere, but DC is actually filled with really smart, well connected, ambitious post-grads who are more than capable of making more than $24K a year. It may have been a figure of speech, or maybe you are just so clueless of your own finances, but it’s unheard of to be making less than $45K right out of college, assuming you didn’t go to ITT Tech. And get off your daddy’s credit card. Grow up, Peter Pan. There’s nothing less attractive than a girl who can’t support herself.
Says the guy wearing a backwards hat and an oxford shirt one size too large