Stop living your life to impress some future employer or so your LinkedIn profile has some tenure on it, live your own damn life and do what’s best for you. I’ve made multiple moves since graduating in 2012 (more common for sales people but don’t give a fuck regardless). Sometimes you gotta move out to move up.
Also, DC is a phenomenal option. Been here for five years with no plans to leave. It’s clean, cultured, it’s filled with beautiful educated women (& men for your sake) and has the largest economic engine in the world in its backyard. Plus if North Korea attacks us they’ll likely aim for us first (even though they’re not capable, SAD!), making death quick and painless!
I’ve gone as Patrick Bateman for years. Just a navy suit (that I wear to work anyways) and bought a see-through trench coat for $9 on amazon. Only requirement is a good head of hair #blessed
I’d like to add real estate agents to the list. If I hear “zillow said my house is worth more than that” one more time I’m going to throw a 98mph heater into someone’s backside
I ironically had unprotected anal sex for the first time this weekend and was very happy about it until I read this. Going to pass it off as fake news and carry on with my life.
Spicy feta dip, Carolina BBQ pizza and some overpriced craft beers at a local watering hole with an old fraternity brother who’s moving away for an MBA. “This is growing up” as a good band once said
How do you know that male torso behind her doesn’t “identify” as a female? Did you just assume their gender identity? It’s 2017 damnit, don’t be so insensitive!
ARRIVED 30 MINUTES EARLY TO MY EXAM THAT WOULD ALLOW ME TO SELL IN ANOTHER JURISDICTION AND SOMEONE AT THE TESTING CENTER FUCKED UP MY APPLICATION SO NOW I NEED TO GO BACK ON SATURDAY MORNING TO TAKE IT. Normally I’d be pissed, but today I’m taking the high road, treating myself to a well-rounded breakfast from Corner Bakery, and instead of taking advantage of my day off, I’m gonna go make some calls and close some deals. No days off people. Let’s go make shit happen for ourselves
I’m going to print “have pizza, not feelings” over a photo of the Grand Canyon and hang it above my desk. Thanks for the inspiration, you beautiful bastard
Could someone give me the “white dad from the suburbs explains who Corrine is” run down? I don’t watch the bachelor and am single, so I’m not even forced to sit in front of the television when it’s on so I really have no idea who this 1 is
I guess my point was that nobody at 22 and a few months out of college is really ready to “go legit,” unless you’re the religious type of have been dating the same person since middle school. If this was written by someone over the age of 25, it might connect with a greater audience, as that’s a closer time period to when most people actually “go legit” and would make sense for someone to write a column about holding out.
I’m sorry, but at 22 and only a few months out of college, you don’t know shit about life yet. Of course you’re not ready to “go legit.” To the rest of the world, you still are a college kid. Right now you are the freshmen of life, so don’t try and tell a fifth year you know what’s up or act like you’ve been around the block. Try this again when you’re at least 25 and you may have some weight behind it.
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Stop living your life to impress some future employer or so your LinkedIn profile has some tenure on it, live your own damn life and do what’s best for you. I’ve made multiple moves since graduating in 2012 (more common for sales people but don’t give a fuck regardless). Sometimes you gotta move out to move up.
Also, DC is a phenomenal option. Been here for five years with no plans to leave. It’s clean, cultured, it’s filled with beautiful educated women (& men for your sake) and has the largest economic engine in the world in its backyard. Plus if North Korea attacks us they’ll likely aim for us first (even though they’re not capable, SAD!), making death quick and painless!
Sup? Promise to not order steaks, have a full head of hair and don’t work on the hill
I’ve gone as Patrick Bateman for years. Just a navy suit (that I wear to work anyways) and bought a see-through trench coat for $9 on amazon. Only requirement is a good head of hair #blessed
Carlton Banks “bel air academy” basketball jersey. Yellow. #25. So vicious
I’d like to add real estate agents to the list. If I hear “zillow said my house is worth more than that” one more time I’m going to throw a 98mph heater into someone’s backside
Watch “You, Me & Dupree.” You’re welcome
Shut up Angela, you cheating whore
Dorn, you’re never too old to find someone, you just have to find your “ness.” Don’t let the old ball and chain rob you of your “ness” #dornness
While I read that, my spidey senses started tingling
Are you my ex?
I ironically had unprotected anal sex for the first time this weekend and was very happy about it until I read this. Going to pass it off as fake news and carry on with my life.
Spicy feta dip, Carolina BBQ pizza and some overpriced craft beers at a local watering hole with an old fraternity brother who’s moving away for an MBA. “This is growing up” as a good band once said
How do you know that male torso behind her doesn’t “identify” as a female? Did you just assume their gender identity? It’s 2017 damnit, don’t be so insensitive!
FEELING SO GOOD TODAY I WORE SUMMER CHINOS BECAUSE IT’S EXPECTED TO GET OVER 65 TODAY AND I MISS WARM WEATHER AND SLOOTS WEARING SUNDRESSES FUCK YEA!
Reminds me of Jonah from VEEP
ARRIVED 30 MINUTES EARLY TO MY EXAM THAT WOULD ALLOW ME TO SELL IN ANOTHER JURISDICTION AND SOMEONE AT THE TESTING CENTER FUCKED UP MY APPLICATION SO NOW I NEED TO GO BACK ON SATURDAY MORNING TO TAKE IT. Normally I’d be pissed, but today I’m taking the high road, treating myself to a well-rounded breakfast from Corner Bakery, and instead of taking advantage of my day off, I’m gonna go make some calls and close some deals. No days off people. Let’s go make shit happen for ourselves
I’m going to print “have pizza, not feelings” over a photo of the Grand Canyon and hang it above my desk. Thanks for the inspiration, you beautiful bastard
Could someone give me the “white dad from the suburbs explains who Corrine is” run down? I don’t watch the bachelor and am single, so I’m not even forced to sit in front of the television when it’s on so I really have no idea who this 1 is
I guess my point was that nobody at 22 and a few months out of college is really ready to “go legit,” unless you’re the religious type of have been dating the same person since middle school. If this was written by someone over the age of 25, it might connect with a greater audience, as that’s a closer time period to when most people actually “go legit” and would make sense for someone to write a column about holding out.
I’m sorry, but at 22 and only a few months out of college, you don’t know shit about life yet. Of course you’re not ready to “go legit.” To the rest of the world, you still are a college kid. Right now you are the freshmen of life, so don’t try and tell a fifth year you know what’s up or act like you’ve been around the block. Try this again when you’re at least 25 and you may have some weight behind it.
That being said, I agree with your points.