Johnny D

fashion icon

Member Since 01/28/2015

The Girl I Blatantly Lied To On A Group Date Apparently Doesn’t Hate Me

Lying Is The Most Fun I Can Have Without Taking My Clothes Off

My Hinge Date Wet The Bed And I Didn’t Even Care

New Year’s Eve Is Still A Night For Lemmings

Please Don’t Talk To Me In The Bathroom

Getting Tapas Was The Worst Decision Of My Life

Never Apologize For Being Way Too Into Sports

Cool Instagram, Bro

How Do I Pick Up A Girl On The Train?

A Dude’s Ranking Of Bedside Candles As If They Were Characters From “Titanic”