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That’s me doing my best Kylie Jenner impression
One of you should write a male version of this if it’s bothering you so much
But I bet you know a couple of friends who do
I don’t really give a shit what the conference was for, who was there, or how much anyone paid to be there – I just wanted to see The Killers.
Your company is a cult
I played a 12 hole course when I was back in Michigan a few weeks ago and it was quite literally the perfect amount of golf
It’s textbook toxic masculinity
Bringing up the fact that I wear blouses on occasion (in a blog about cocktails, no less) says a lot more about your fragile ego than it does about me
You should check out my take on Florida Georgia Line here – https://pgparchive.wpengine.com/here-are-john-dudas-thoughts-on-florida-georgia-line/
No I just meant the friends are usually harder to win over than the parents. Don’t think I said anything about meeting the parents before the friends
See this is a beginners mistake. When were those meats and cheeses sliced? One can only guess…
Only true fans of TX hill country will understand this tweet
You should run for city council or something on this platform
Wicker Park but I could be persuaded to come over there
This isn’t helping to #growthegame imo
Kind of what I was going for. That or one of those romance novels that are always on sale at the grocery store checkout
Well yeah when Terry Bradshaw is your dad why would you ever want to move out?
Prince George is about to steal the entire show. Book it
Bavettes. Phenomenal meal
Man I wrote this like a year ago I don’t know why it got pubbed today