Yo Cate, you forgot the “I don’t go to the grocery store because I have no money and live with my parents so my mom does all the grocery shopping” category
US Census defines “African American” as the following: “A person having origins in any of the BLACK racial groups of Africa” (emphasis added). Not bothering to check facts. #PGP
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TL;DR – Bacon admits to browsing Grindr
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College football now – I drink 10 beers on my couch. If I’m lucky I go to a bar.
I actually appreciate the TJ wine selection. 2 buck chuck.
Yo Cate, you forgot the “I don’t go to the grocery store because I have no money and live with my parents so my mom does all the grocery shopping” category
Yo McGannon, I appreciate you posting that Amy Poehler side boob. I’m pretty aroused right now.
US Census defines “African American” as the following: “A person having origins in any of the BLACK racial groups of Africa” (emphasis added). Not bothering to check facts. #PGP
Dude with no kids no wife I never have enough deductions to even come close to the standard.
Why doesn’t she just live with her parents for free food and rent? That’s what I do
* sobs *
McGannon what’s the TL;DR of this
Taking the standard deduction. #PGP
You people need turbotax
Never too old for sex in a twin bed. Pussy is pussy.
Why don’t people use their smartphones for porn like everyone else
The author probably should have just taken a job at the paper company