Your love of the law will fade at about the time you learn about pendant party jurisdiction’s effect on the destruction of complete diversity or when you start hearing about vested remainders in fee simple subject to open and to complete divestment.
Better sign up bro. Those boomers need our premiums to keep them alive so they can continue to write demeaning articles about millenials in the NYT’s “Booming” section.
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Imagine if looking at binding arbitration clauses was your job. Now you’re me.
Boomer logic:
“Don’t have a job? Get internship experience. Bootstraps”
“25 with only an internship? Wow where did your life go wrong.”
Kickball takes place during the same time I work.
Posting PGP comments and tweeting at PGP authors is pretty typical level of social interaction for me now.
And it feels like I’m giving birth when I’m in the can a few hours later.
I am also a lawyer. I still put Natty and plastic handles on my crappy credit card with a $600 limit.
This reads like the lyrics to a Webbie song
“I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T do you know what that mean? She got her own house, drive her own whip, Range Rover all white like her toe tips”
Don’t go to law school.
Your love of the law will fade at about the time you learn about pendant party jurisdiction’s effect on the destruction of complete diversity or when you start hearing about vested remainders in fee simple subject to open and to complete divestment.
Better sign up bro. Those boomers need our premiums to keep them alive so they can continue to write demeaning articles about millenials in the NYT’s “Booming” section.
12 – Aiming off to the side to correct for the slice usually opens the clubface to the ball and makes the slice worse. Trust me, I know.
I enjoyed this.
That’s a bummer man. You are probably the most highly compensated janitor/office assistant though.
In regards to blowouts and combovers, I don’t know if you could ever really get away with those.
Feel ya bro. I went to college so I would never have to do manual labor.
Don’t take any chances.
But if you ask on Valentine’s day you can save money on gifts down the road.
I would advise not going to law school.
tl;dr
6 – The hot girl who posts frequent bikini shots.
Pro: She is really hot and there’s no comparable talent in your office.
Con: Looking at her makes you realize you’re a doughy schlub who spends 10 hours a day in an office e-creeping
You forgot to mention that Sosa is slowly morphing into a white man.
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