If someone uses the Keurig and neglects to refill the water one more time, I am going to lose my FUCKING MIND. PGP.

I can hear the person in the cubicle next to me breathing. It sounds labored. PGP.

The person who will not stop CLICKING THEIR GODDAMN PEN. PGP.

When seeing friends that are still in college bitch about going to class on social media makes you want to throw a chair through a window. PGP.

The walk of shame back to my office after being in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes or so. PGP.