I’m in full support of this. ABC’s are legit, but if you want to up your game even more check out the commission’s. They’ve got the ABC tech, but more comfortable. I’ve got a few pairs, and that’s all I’ll wear now.
While most of us would crave such just the fact of the matter is that she’ll (and by she, I mean people in our own lives we relate this character to) probably never hit rock bottom, because that’s not how life works. She just lucked into coming out of the right person and thus her life will never be at rock bottom. As we’ve seen time and again, she’s pretty well insulated from real life, whether that be financial decisions or emotional ones. The concept of what the most of us had to deal with coming into the real world isn’t a thing for her, and therein lies the irony of the series.
First things first, hit the shooting range, and get good with that rifle. No one wants to take a brand new shooter out unless its a courtesy a friend is offering them. Remember those people are out to hunt too and taking your “can’t-hit-the-broad-side-of-a-barn” ass out pretty much detracts from the whole experience. If you can shoot well, and prove you know what you’re doing with that rifle, you’ll have a way better chance of getting invited out to someone’s land or a trip someone is planning.
Dear God, I can just see it now. *shudders violently* What scares me more is Todd not nutting up. He’s gonna smooth it over with the bachelor somehow, everyone is going to hate him post party, and she’s going to be oblivious to his him being ostracized.
I shit you not, the best way to approach Ikea is do a little day drinking beforehand. I’m not saying get totally obliterated, but going into the store with a slight buzz, and/or bringing along your own libations makes it less of a “I-hate-everyone-fuck-this-store-and-my-life” kind of trip, and more of a “this-is-comical-and-ridiculous-but-I’ll-be-damned-if-that-chaise-lounge-doesn’t-look-legit”.
Kind of a pathetic response. I mean if you’re intent on getting smashed at a beer-tasting party, why even go? That’s like going to a wine and cheese, and bringing bag-o and Velveeta. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a slap of the bag, and some shitty nachos at three in the morning too, but seems pretty childish to show up with shit beer knowing all you’re going to do is sit there and get drunk on the couch. Now if we’re talking beerio cart, your bud heavys have my attention… mostly because I will be thoroughly impressed if you’re actually downing one per race.
Puked in my uncle’s bushes while its snowing out after just a few too many flaming dr.peppers. 3 hours after Christmas dinner. I got called a wimp by my Serbian grandmother for puking.
For hickies, use green makeup first to cancel out the red then concealer. Yeah I’m a guy, but the ex wasn’t a huge fan of someone’s work, especially on display.
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I’m in full support of this. ABC’s are legit, but if you want to up your game even more check out the commission’s. They’ve got the ABC tech, but more comfortable. I’ve got a few pairs, and that’s all I’ll wear now.
https://shop.lululemon.com/p/men-pants/Commission-Pant-Qwick-Chino/_/prod1530008?rcnt=12&N=88b&cnt=21&color=LM5414S_027015 – seriously, don’t knock em till you try em.
FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK.
While most of us would crave such just the fact of the matter is that she’ll (and by she, I mean people in our own lives we relate this character to) probably never hit rock bottom, because that’s not how life works. She just lucked into coming out of the right person and thus her life will never be at rock bottom. As we’ve seen time and again, she’s pretty well insulated from real life, whether that be financial decisions or emotional ones. The concept of what the most of us had to deal with coming into the real world isn’t a thing for her, and therein lies the irony of the series.
First things first, hit the shooting range, and get good with that rifle. No one wants to take a brand new shooter out unless its a courtesy a friend is offering them. Remember those people are out to hunt too and taking your “can’t-hit-the-broad-side-of-a-barn” ass out pretty much detracts from the whole experience. If you can shoot well, and prove you know what you’re doing with that rifle, you’ll have a way better chance of getting invited out to someone’s land or a trip someone is planning.
Dear God, I can just see it now. *shudders violently* What scares me more is Todd not nutting up. He’s gonna smooth it over with the bachelor somehow, everyone is going to hate him post party, and she’s going to be oblivious to his him being ostracized.
I shit you not, the best way to approach Ikea is do a little day drinking beforehand. I’m not saying get totally obliterated, but going into the store with a slight buzz, and/or bringing along your own libations makes it less of a “I-hate-everyone-fuck-this-store-and-my-life” kind of trip, and more of a “this-is-comical-and-ridiculous-but-I’ll-be-damned-if-that-chaise-lounge-doesn’t-look-legit”.
Just gonna say it. The guy who thought it was “illegal” to serve a sober pregnant woman is a fucking idiot.
Kind of a pathetic response. I mean if you’re intent on getting smashed at a beer-tasting party, why even go? That’s like going to a wine and cheese, and bringing bag-o and Velveeta. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a slap of the bag, and some shitty nachos at three in the morning too, but seems pretty childish to show up with shit beer knowing all you’re going to do is sit there and get drunk on the couch. Now if we’re talking beerio cart, your bud heavys have my attention… mostly because I will be thoroughly impressed if you’re actually downing one per race.
Puked in my uncle’s bushes while its snowing out after just a few too many flaming dr.peppers. 3 hours after Christmas dinner. I got called a wimp by my Serbian grandmother for puking.
For hickies, use green makeup first to cancel out the red then concealer. Yeah I’m a guy, but the ex wasn’t a huge fan of someone’s work, especially on display.