“Are you with the young man from the internet?” -my mom texting me about my Tinder date. PGP.

It’s becoming a thing to wear pink on Wednesday at the office. PGP.

Was I supposed to lie when my boss asked if I liked my job? PGP.

When your boss asks what your typical Saturday looks like. PGP.

“That sounded like a personal call.” PGP.

So far I’ve only handed out business cards to my family. PGP.

“Just a reminder, can everyone please put their phones on mute during the call.” PGP.

Planned on taking a power nap before going out, woke up five hours later. PGP.

So bored at work that I wish I actually had work to do. PGP.