Stuck in the airport with 2 standby tickets and a promise for a flight tomorrow. Thanks American Airlines. PGP.

Had to make two trips to the car to get all the groceries in. PGP.

She’s a night pooper

Beefing up the ol’linked in profile.

My girlfriend discovered my PGP name

Basic in front of me ordered 3 ridiculous custom coffees and paid with 3 cards.

My desk just got moved to the storage room in the basement

I must be an asshole for trying to close deals between Christmas and NewYears

All I want for Christmas is my girlfriend to shower after yoga. PGP.

Holy fuck, I’m still drunk!