The girlfriend’s going to Europe in June with her family- already have 3 of my buddies coming out to the burbs for a Saturday round at Bethpage Black. Some post golf grilling and many drinks are in order. Probably play some fifa and listen to some lumineers you know while people things.
There, I said it. I feel better. French toast, waffles and pancakes are pretty much the same food in my eyes. Then you end up drowning it in syrup/powder/butter, etc. and it’s even more similar. If I’m doing breakfast its probably a bagel, bacon and sausage. But ill probably just get an early lunch.
Agreed. I didnt take this as a lab having hip dysplasia (predictable), but a dangerous tumor or glaucoma, something like that. Big difference in dealing with a predictable vet bill vs. several surgeries and constant, knowledgable rehab. Seems like they’re being honest and while attached, should really rehome to the family with the funds and capability. Will make a good owner in the future.
Truer words have never been spoken. Went out for my birthday this weekend and aggressively drank Bud Light. Woke up early Sunday feeling like a million bucks. Give me 6 pack of double IPAs and I probably won’t eat a meal for 24 hours.
2 thoughts. 1. Shame on you Will for saying a 5k isnt a thing. I thought you were a man of the people 2. I don’t think $50 on Kansas would make or break you considering the TBD STD situation.
My Girlfriend is a financial advisor here on the Island- most of her clients are retired teachers and retired cops. All worth well over a mill. What a life!
From Long Island- start ~60k, at 100k by your 7th year. Coach sports and do after school activities (clubs, field trips, supervising sport crowds) and you’re clearing another 10k. My buddy just made tenure as a 5th year and will clear 100k after his stipends. But yea, LI teachers are a tad different than the norm.
To the virgin: Sex is much like when you’re a kid and you figure when you’re an adult you’ll be all mature and have your shit together. Meanwhile in reality you just appear to be mature and still do dumb shit. Most people suck at sex and make it up as they go. Everyone’s insecure or compensating for something in the sack. Just do you and when you finish the deed, know that you’re just like the schmuck who lost it when they were 15. Mediocrity, man.
Call me old fashioned, but if my girlfriend traveled to another country and made out with a dude on the dance floor, I definitely wouldn’t consider it a win. Quite the opposite, actually.
Do it. I’ll be there for day 1- the round of 32. Girlfriend gifted me the trip for my bday. I’ll give you mediocre sports gambling advice if you’d like.
Wait, are you saying it took 90 minutes to get from Manhattan to Hoboken? Did you walk? Unless you were coming from the upper Bronx I think the edibles warped your perception of time.
The biggest mistake he made was trying to socialize while hungover, his brain was probably working at 50%. When hungover, I’m too worried about looking and sounding like an idiot to deal with post date banter. Should have just stuck with the 1st text and texted her buzzed later like a regular person.
How was that history of the Russian Tsars documentary? Asking for a friend.
The girlfriend’s going to Europe in June with her family- already have 3 of my buddies coming out to the burbs for a Saturday round at Bethpage Black. Some post golf grilling and many drinks are in order. Probably play some fifa and listen to some lumineers you know while people things.
BREAKFAST IS NOT THAT GOOD
There, I said it. I feel better. French toast, waffles and pancakes are pretty much the same food in my eyes. Then you end up drowning it in syrup/powder/butter, etc. and it’s even more similar. If I’m doing breakfast its probably a bagel, bacon and sausage. But ill probably just get an early lunch.
My beagle pup every morning at sunrise:
Her: “Hi. Hi. Hi. Dad! Hi. I’m here! Hi.”
Me: “What do you want”
Her: “Nothing.”
Also rotate letting her out with the SO like she’s an actual human being. No regrets man.
Agreed. I didnt take this as a lab having hip dysplasia (predictable), but a dangerous tumor or glaucoma, something like that. Big difference in dealing with a predictable vet bill vs. several surgeries and constant, knowledgable rehab. Seems like they’re being honest and while attached, should really rehome to the family with the funds and capability. Will make a good owner in the future.
I expected you to spend much, much more. Not bad considering the airport and rug accounted for half your expenses.
My Girlfriend is a planner and an on the go type person, so I let her call the shots. You know what they say, happy wife (girlfriend) happy life.
Truer words have never been spoken. Went out for my birthday this weekend and aggressively drank Bud Light. Woke up early Sunday feeling like a million bucks. Give me 6 pack of double IPAs and I probably won’t eat a meal for 24 hours.
2 thoughts. 1. Shame on you Will for saying a 5k isnt a thing. I thought you were a man of the people 2. I don’t think $50 on Kansas would make or break you considering the TBD STD situation.
Be sure to keep that missingno out of your PC. Or if you’re a sadist like me, do it but make sure not to save the game. It’s like playing with fire.
I didn’t think you’d have the core strength to scale a building. Youre all glamour muscles!
Only my true people will get this reference.
My Girlfriend is a financial advisor here on the Island- most of her clients are retired teachers and retired cops. All worth well over a mill. What a life!
From Long Island- start ~60k, at 100k by your 7th year. Coach sports and do after school activities (clubs, field trips, supervising sport crowds) and you’re clearing another 10k. My buddy just made tenure as a 5th year and will clear 100k after his stipends. But yea, LI teachers are a tad different than the norm.
Free? You always pay for it one way or another. Marriage, dinner, prostitution. It’s all the same really.
To the virgin: Sex is much like when you’re a kid and you figure when you’re an adult you’ll be all mature and have your shit together. Meanwhile in reality you just appear to be mature and still do dumb shit. Most people suck at sex and make it up as they go. Everyone’s insecure or compensating for something in the sack. Just do you and when you finish the deed, know that you’re just like the schmuck who lost it when they were 15. Mediocrity, man.
Call me old fashioned, but if my girlfriend traveled to another country and made out with a dude on the dance floor, I definitely wouldn’t consider it a win. Quite the opposite, actually.
That actually sounds fantastic.
Do it. I’ll be there for day 1- the round of 32. Girlfriend gifted me the trip for my bday. I’ll give you mediocre sports gambling advice if you’d like.
Wait, are you saying it took 90 minutes to get from Manhattan to Hoboken? Did you walk? Unless you were coming from the upper Bronx I think the edibles warped your perception of time.
Also, what Hoboken bar. McSwiggans?
The biggest mistake he made was trying to socialize while hungover, his brain was probably working at 50%. When hungover, I’m too worried about looking and sounding like an idiot to deal with post date banter. Should have just stuck with the 1st text and texted her buzzed later like a regular person.