If anything, this is a pick-me-up. I can now rationalize all my empty promises because I’m not the only one whose life is in shambles every single Monday.
Completely agree with this. However, I have a hard time betting on a Monday or Tuesday since the disposable income following a weekend is low, and my brain doesn’t really function. I also swear off being a degenerate each week, and by the time I fold and become a full fledged risk taker, the good line become traps. I’m a sucker for a good trap bet.
Either way, I’m riding UGA at no more than -3, -3.5 and I’m out. Taking Baylor up to -45, and riding Utah regardless of the spread. I’d actually lean with the Golden Flashes if I got any action in that game, however it looks like I’ll sit that one out. Sitting the other two out as well as I can’t quite figure out what USC is, other than inconsistent and talented.
From Boosh’s “The 7 People You See At A Music Festival”
“6. Yuppies
The young professionals who break their typical night-off routine – a dinner of salmon and Irish beer at their favorite restaurant – by venturing into the wild world of music festivals. They will be home by 6.
Overheard at ACL: “My feet hurt.””
It looks like your co-worker Boosh is calling you a yuppie. Nothing wrong with that my friend, the ‘burb life is the only life.
Scenario 1. Bring backpack full of beer. Get water cup with your mac and cheese. Fill water cup with beer.
Scenario 2. You make the mistake of getting caught with your beer. Leave, and have a friend buy you mac and cheese. Give said friend a beer as a reward.
If he was on adderall, he wouldn’t be eating, and he most certainly would have figured out a scenario that prevented an arrest. Adderall 101, you’re smarter than everyone.
This is true, I’m from Long Island so the ADA’s are either former NYC ADA’s or young try-hards who couldn’t make biglaw. The salaries are shit unless you play the game and become an administrator, where you end up not even practicing law and end up politicking.
And probably still end up working more than 50 hours a week as an ADA, simply because you want to stand out among your peers. And thus the cycle continues, working more hours just to work more hours!
The problem with those jobs is that they are more worried about the amount of billable hours vs. the quality of billable hours. It’s like each team within the same company are competing with one another to see who works more hours, and each company is competing with one another to see which company’s teams work more hours, and whoever wins gets a cookie.
My friend at PWC ended up working from 8am-3am for the month of April just because his senior was doing the same, and he sure as hell wasn’t leaving before his senior. Instead of the Sunday Scaries, he has the January Scaries, and it starts on the Autumn Equinox. Then again his job from May-December is an absolute cakewalk and he gets a winter break before tax season, but he might not live to see summer.
Vegasinsider has Penn State -23 at open, however off on other books. If Penn State were +3, might as well liquefy any and all assets and bet the house on PSU ML.
Fanduel people are the absolute worst. I don’t want to hear that if you went with Freeman and Tyrod Taylor instead of Abdullah and Tannehill, you would have won thousands of dollars. The thing is, you didn’t. And there’s a thousand other people who made the same mistake.
Looks like another tough week. No shot the Giants Eagles Indi and Baltimore all start 0-3. However, Detroit does start 0-3. Oh yea, and SD wins by 10 because Phillip Rivers is a window thrower.
As a droid user who refuses to drink the iPhone koolaid, Groupme is the best thing that has ever entered my life. Nothing worse than receiving a grouptext from all iPhone users and loading each message individually. You will lose all the life left in your battery while never being able to properly join the conversation.
My Alma mater celebrates wins over FCS opponents and I root for the Dolphins. I haven’t had a good Monday in years my friend. Expect the worst and you can never be disappointed.
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If I ever ran a marathon, hell even a 5k, you bet your ass I’d make that known.
If anything, this is a pick-me-up. I can now rationalize all my empty promises because I’m not the only one whose life is in shambles every single Monday.
There’s at least 5 different places within a 200 mile radius that I would rather go to than Myrtle. And none of those places compare to Vegas.
I’m going Caramel Iced Latte because I give zero fucks, or black because I’m a caffeine addict who needs a quick fix.
It wasn’t as much of a pissing contest as it was a drop your soap in the prison shower type of situation.
Completely agree with this. However, I have a hard time betting on a Monday or Tuesday since the disposable income following a weekend is low, and my brain doesn’t really function. I also swear off being a degenerate each week, and by the time I fold and become a full fledged risk taker, the good line become traps. I’m a sucker for a good trap bet.
Either way, I’m riding UGA at no more than -3, -3.5 and I’m out. Taking Baylor up to -45, and riding Utah regardless of the spread. I’d actually lean with the Golden Flashes if I got any action in that game, however it looks like I’ll sit that one out. Sitting the other two out as well as I can’t quite figure out what USC is, other than inconsistent and talented.
The answer is simple:
From Boosh’s “The 7 People You See At A Music Festival”
“6. Yuppies
The young professionals who break their typical night-off routine – a dinner of salmon and Irish beer at their favorite restaurant – by venturing into the wild world of music festivals. They will be home by 6.
Overheard at ACL: “My feet hurt.””
It looks like your co-worker Boosh is calling you a yuppie. Nothing wrong with that my friend, the ‘burb life is the only life.
So many ways to avoid this situation:
Scenario 1. Bring backpack full of beer. Get water cup with your mac and cheese. Fill water cup with beer.
Scenario 2. You make the mistake of getting caught with your beer. Leave, and have a friend buy you mac and cheese. Give said friend a beer as a reward.
If he was on adderall, he wouldn’t be eating, and he most certainly would have figured out a scenario that prevented an arrest. Adderall 101, you’re smarter than everyone.
This is true, I’m from Long Island so the ADA’s are either former NYC ADA’s or young try-hards who couldn’t make biglaw. The salaries are shit unless you play the game and become an administrator, where you end up not even practicing law and end up politicking.
And probably still end up working more than 50 hours a week as an ADA, simply because you want to stand out among your peers. And thus the cycle continues, working more hours just to work more hours!
The problem with those jobs is that they are more worried about the amount of billable hours vs. the quality of billable hours. It’s like each team within the same company are competing with one another to see who works more hours, and each company is competing with one another to see which company’s teams work more hours, and whoever wins gets a cookie.
My friend at PWC ended up working from 8am-3am for the month of April just because his senior was doing the same, and he sure as hell wasn’t leaving before his senior. Instead of the Sunday Scaries, he has the January Scaries, and it starts on the Autumn Equinox. Then again his job from May-December is an absolute cakewalk and he gets a winter break before tax season, but he might not live to see summer.
Vegasinsider has Penn State -23 at open, however off on other books. If Penn State were +3, might as well liquefy any and all assets and bet the house on PSU ML.
So you actually are the terrorist?
Fanduel people are the absolute worst. I don’t want to hear that if you went with Freeman and Tyrod Taylor instead of Abdullah and Tannehill, you would have won thousands of dollars. The thing is, you didn’t. And there’s a thousand other people who made the same mistake.
Full disclosure, I just skim read and focused on the pick, not realizing she was going ATS rather than pickem.
Looks like another tough week. No shot the Giants Eagles Indi and Baltimore all start 0-3. However, Detroit does start 0-3. Oh yea, and SD wins by 10 because Phillip Rivers is a window thrower.
I was hooked on Narcos before I even started episode one.
As a droid user who refuses to drink the iPhone koolaid, Groupme is the best thing that has ever entered my life. Nothing worse than receiving a grouptext from all iPhone users and loading each message individually. You will lose all the life left in your battery while never being able to properly join the conversation.
Since when does two days of heavy drinking constitute as a “bender”? I think here in the States its referred to as a weekend.
My Alma mater celebrates wins over FCS opponents and I root for the Dolphins. I haven’t had a good Monday in years my friend. Expect the worst and you can never be disappointed.