Telling yourself, “Tomorrow’s another day,” before noon. PGP.

Purposely ignoring afternoon emails so you can reply to them later that night and keep the “working from home” illusion going strong. PGP.

Being too young to realize the extra responsibility you’ve been given as a result of hard work is more punishment than reward. PGP.

Buying and immediately emptying out three-quarters of a hand soap dispenser right before your parents visit. PGP.