Waking up from a work-related nightmare in the middle of the night and anxiously checking your email. PGP.

Knowing exactly what time of day your bowel movements will occur. PGP.

The guy who always forgets his wallet but “is good for it.” PGP.

I had Chipotle for lunch and dinner and I’m not even close to ashamed. PGP.

Not going out Saturday, because you need to hit Bed Bath & Beyond, and maybe Home Depot. You just don’t know if you’ll have enough time. PGP.

Didn’t win the Powerball so you have to go back to work tomorrow. PGP.

Actually having to leave messages. PGP.

Genuinely excited over a new pair of work socks. PGP.

The guy who still wants to talk about Tebow. PGP.