Sunday night cold sweats.

Today I remembered why I stopped participating in Sunday fun day.

Feeling worse on your first day back from vacation than before you left. Pgp

I haven’t been this sober on my birthday since high school. PGP

Couples costumes without a “sexy” counterpart. PGP.

Coming in on the weekends so you can “play catch up.” PGP.

Girlfriend got into bed with her retainer in…again. PGP.

Really wishing I could ctrl+z in real life situations. PGP.

Wish I was this “average college graduate” with a whole “$30,000” in debt. Must be nice. PGP.

I strained my neck because I looked to the right to fast. Two Advil every 4 hours for the pain. PGP.