If the friend has a guest bedroom for you, I think that’s totally acceptable as an alternative for a hotel. Couch crashing = sad. Guest bedroom = adult as hell.
Will once asked people to submit applications to his Sunday Scaries support group and nothing came of it. Sift through those submissions for content, Will!
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This reads like it was written by someone who just woke up from a 2-year coma.
If the friend has a guest bedroom for you, I think that’s totally acceptable as an alternative for a hotel. Couch crashing = sad. Guest bedroom = adult as hell.
Yikes. When I was recently-single I also bought lots of plane tickets trying to find something, anything, somewhere else. It rarely worked out.
A life defined by purpose sounds better than a Sunday defined by regret. Great article, ScubaSteve.
Will once asked people to submit applications to his Sunday Scaries support group and nothing came of it. Sift through those submissions for content, Will!
I think the modern equivalence of “going to the woods.” is replacing your iPhone with a flip phone.
After reading the first submission, I have a new appreciation for every ex that has let the past be the past.
Smh. Eric has done absolutely nothing to deserve a girl this cool.
That Bdubs is on a tiny triangle of land between the University of Minnesota football stadium, basketball arena, and hockey arena. It’s the tits.
Imagine the comment section if a guy wrote this about the kinds of tops girls wear.
Float Fest. I’m too old, too pale, and too bad at pacing myself to go to this festival.
Gonna be fun.
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“But what about Baseball?” You scream at me from your dip-stained teeth”
I feel personally attacked.
Man, this sounds like a good way to drag the Sunday Scaries into the workweek.
The best to get over a 2-day hangover is to get your life back in order with the three essentials: Gym. Cleaning. Groceries.
When it comes to Bloody Marys, the more food the better.
Spending the money you think you’re going to make once you get the job you just applied for — PGP.
Easily the most shocking sentence in this column:
“I had never watched the original Incredibles until yesterday afternoon.”
Yeah but think of all the fire pics you’ll be able to post on IG.
Money comes and goes but likes are forever.
You forgot “My Wife” from Borat. That phrase is objectively hilarious.
4. No math is involved.