I think most women are smart enough not to be too wanting in terms of engagement rings. While you shouldn’t under-buy by any means, I wouldn’t spend more than a few thousand dollars of money that could go down on a true asset, like a down payment on a house.
My boss (49 years old) just talked to me about something like this. He told me to enjoy my twenties: graduation, weddings, long nights of drinking, etc. He told me once you settle down and have kids into your thirties, you get two more things to look forward to: retirement and death. Fuck you, James (I mean, sir), I don’t want my mediocre future in mid-management to seem that much more depressing than it already is.
I think it has to do with a lot of factors. A lot of us had ‘too much’ fun in college, and the 45 hour work week comes as a shock, especially when there’s no intellectual challenge/motivation (or not as much as there was in school).
Rob, invest in a sauna. My friend says it’s the best $2500 he ever wasted (and I agree). Go in there with an ice cold gallon (or two) of pedialyte and sports drink, leave with a cured hangover.
I told my friend I’d kill myself before getting an instragram. The only reason I was convinced to get a twitter was the ability to be really, really mean to people.
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3:34.
When are you signing autographs?
I think most women are smart enough not to be too wanting in terms of engagement rings. While you shouldn’t under-buy by any means, I wouldn’t spend more than a few thousand dollars of money that could go down on a true asset, like a down payment on a house.
Or maybe that thought process is why I’m single.
Nope. That being said, most engineers won’t even talk to a girl in college.
My boss (49 years old) just talked to me about something like this. He told me to enjoy my twenties: graduation, weddings, long nights of drinking, etc. He told me once you settle down and have kids into your thirties, you get two more things to look forward to: retirement and death. Fuck you, James (I mean, sir), I don’t want my mediocre future in mid-management to seem that much more depressing than it already is.
I think it has to do with a lot of factors. A lot of us had ‘too much’ fun in college, and the 45 hour work week comes as a shock, especially when there’s no intellectual challenge/motivation (or not as much as there was in school).
I’d just take out a second mortgage… On my first sauna.
Rob, invest in a sauna. My friend says it’s the best $2500 he ever wasted (and I agree). Go in there with an ice cold gallon (or two) of pedialyte and sports drink, leave with a cured hangover.
You’re telling me getting the low-cal meals at Applebees isn’t healthy? You’re tearing my life apart one thread at a time, Veronica.
Putting your twitter handle on your resume and just daring them to take a look. Shows ’em you got balls.
“So, uh, which number on the stove dial is ‘simmer’?”
Number 5. There’s no way in Holy Mary’s vagina that picture is real.
Spending 26 dollars at cracker barrel? Classic.
I told my friend I’d kill myself before getting an instragram. The only reason I was convinced to get a twitter was the ability to be really, really mean to people.
North Dakota drinking about 490 beers in 365 days. TFM
Being Peter. #TPGTC
How do people justify spending 800 dollars on shoes? I… Want to eat.
Now where’s my advice for betting on college football, Dick?
It’s a lot of the northern midwest. Northern Missouri has a couple.
Being more worried about shitting the bed than cheating on a long-distance boyfriend. TPGTC.