Option 3 will be instantly translated into, “there’s a guy/girl from my hometown who I kind of want to fuck.” Why not just agree NOT to go to eachother’s Christmas without all the hassle?
I’ll make sure to show this to my girlfriend who is CONVINCED that “they’re pretty! And it’s a decent ‘investment’ anyway.” As if she plans to sell the stupid piece of rock (which is an awful investment) that I give her one day when we need it. #TeamEngagement70inchTVs
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What kind of barbarian doesn’t pee just before getting in the shower?
This comment was the best thing to happen to me all day. PGP.
Having a Jay Cutler for a QB1. PGP
There’s nothing like someone posting a WOD to remind me how much his/her personality really sucks.
Really liked Omaha when I visited. Just can’t stand the fucking cornhuskers.
“Rape jokes are never funny.”
Girlfriend was whining about how bad 33 and rainy was in Houston. Bitch, it’s 4 degrees where I currently am.
Going to the gym? We got a jokester here.
Option 3 will be instantly translated into, “there’s a guy/girl from my hometown who I kind of want to fuck.” Why not just agree NOT to go to eachother’s Christmas without all the hassle?
Rovell is a pioneer of trolling. Look at how mad people get in his mentions.
Chicken Breasts
Taco Seasoning Pack
Ranch Powder Pack
Chicken Broth
Pull it apart after 5 hours and be amazed at how good it is.
Who are these companies that don’t expect their employees to be in until 9 AM and where can I submit my resume?
If there was something I could do to rid the world of poor, stupid men, trust me, I absolutely would have done it by now.
Ray Rice, just because.
The best thing my larger friends ever did for themselves was buy prescription strength deodorant.
In the battle of redheads, Hekker > Dalton
My amphetamine addiction is the best and worst part of graduate school.
So the 2013-14 NFL playoffs was NOT an enjoyable time, I guess?
Block those clowns and never talk to them again. Then find male friends who aren’t mouth-breathers.
I’ll make sure to show this to my girlfriend who is CONVINCED that “they’re pretty! And it’s a decent ‘investment’ anyway.” As if she plans to sell the stupid piece of rock (which is an awful investment) that I give her one day when we need it. #TeamEngagement70inchTVs