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I thought American Aquarium girl went to an actual aquarium in America for an embarrassing amount of time.
“What do you do for fun?”
“I’m in to murders and executions, mostly.”
Jesus they met in Atlantic City? No wonder things ended the way they did.
“Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?”
It’s #2. #1 belongs to the first Bad Boys.
Just because you half-ass it doesn’t mean your hangover will.
I’m more of a Michael and Jan kinda guy myself.
Ball me, Blazer.
I am Shibby.
They’re gonna remake Taxi Driver but make it more of a corny comedy.
Uber Driver. In theaters Fall 2019.
1 minute:1 day ratio. You still have ~2weeks left to brag.
She’s probably had this same thought at some point.
Damn, we’re in a tight spot.
I would say I feel your pain, but I don’t have a job that gets half the universe killed if I mess up.
Why do drugs when you can just mow a lawn?
#TeamMattBarnes
Seeing the pure emotion come from Ovechkin (and Backstrom) made me temporarily not hate the caps.
Not getting MLM messages because you don’t have any friends. PGP.
I can see him walking up to that or Flirtin With Disaster by Molly Hatchet.
It’s easier to lift when you’re short. You can be the short but alarmingly jacked guy.