My coworker told me today that I was “speedy for a millennial.”

My mom still feels the need to make certain situations into life lessons. I am 26. PGP.

The highlight of my week was definitely getting two free Krispy Kreme donuts. PGP.

When people Instagram a picture of just themselves at a wedding but make the caption about the couple. PGP.

I use Snapchat geo filters to figure out where I am on a regular basis. PGP.

I missed Amazon Prime Day. PGP.

Waiting for the day my coworkers stop referring to me as the baby. PGP.

Taking suggestions for a new Bumble opener. PGP.

Been trying for a full year to reach 500+ connections on LinkedIn. PGP.

I have such a laissez faire approach to applying to jobs that I’m sure somewhere a recruiter hates me. PGP