I met my bf because I’m a recruiter and he was my candidate. My company rejected him. He’s my date for the company holiday party this month. PGP.

Reserving a conference room just to sit alone in the dark for 30 minutes. Fuck the open office concept. PGP.

My 30-year-old boyfriend can’t keep up with my family’s alcohol tolerance. PGP.

I got dumped on a Sunday afternoon. PGP.

Half the exec team ended up at my apartment after the holiday party. The Director of Operations took my dog out. I can’t look anyone in the eye today. PGP.

Only accepting LinkedIn requests based on their headshot hotness factor. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m networking or dating. PGP.

My company doesn’t use Outlook. PGP.

I got hit on by a 65-year-old man and all I could think was what a great business contact he could be. PGP.