My mom wraps my wedding gifts. PGP.

Seeing new movies on Netflix is like hiring a new female coworker: you’re hoping for something good, but it’s usually a let down. PGP.

Every time my boss gives me something to do I think “Why the fuck couldn’t you do this yourself?” PGP.

Setting up picture frames solely to use the reflections to see behind you without turning around. PGP.

That sad feeling you get when you finally accept that you have to move on to the next notch in your belt. PGP.

The correlation between the day of the week and the time you show up for work. PGP.

Wishing Michael Scott was your manager. PGP.

Having that 2:30 feeling all day. PGP.

Going out to dinner and being home by 9 as your birthday celebration. PGP.

Being by far the most athletic person on the company softball team. PGP.