hatebeinganadult86

Member Since 12/17/2015

  • hatebeinganadult86 7 years ago on What To Do On A First Date Depending On How Old You Are

    As a chick , I’d probably never talk to the dude again if he asked me to hike on our first date. especially if I’m meeting him off Bumble. Gives off a serial killer sort of vibe. However, I did hike a section of the AT and this has caused many dudes to claim to be avid outdoorsmen, finding that a good majority of them can’t make it more than a mile without nearly passing out.

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  • hatebeinganadult86 7 years ago on Another Goddam Bachelor Party

    I’m 31 and a chick…..also dreading an upcoming 3 day bachelorette party. 15 girls in one house with three bathrooms. I’ve been on enough of these to know my entire week will be offset from getting home too late on a Sunday completely hungover, exhausted and broke, and I’ll find those shitty dick bead necklaces all over my suitcase. Why do we have to have dicks hanging from everything????

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  • hatebeinganadult86 8 years ago on I’m Getting Too Old For The Bar

    I’m at a weird age of 30. Half my friends are married, the other half still single, getting just as drunk as they did in college. I like to go to breweries now, our old spots are now home to the 25 and under, “show up at 11 pm” crowd. Sure, you have to deal with kids and babies running around the breweries but you don’t feel creepy being there.

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  • hatebeinganadult86 8 years ago on These Adventurous, World Traveling, Attractive 20-Something Assholes Can Fuck Right Off

    THANK YOU. As I sit in my windowless office for 45-50 hours a week, only guessing what the weather is like on the outside world, I use instagram as a source of entertainment and regrettably so. I too, have asked these questions all too often, wondering where I went wrong in life, and why do I keep staring at the accounts of these youthful dipshits who never have to wake up early, power through brutal hangovers and meetings, and pretend to be nice to people you hate. Damn them all.

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  • hatebeinganadult86 8 years ago on Stop Complaining About Money And Do Something About It

    nearing 30 and still too often hear “I can’t..I’m broke” from my also nearing 30 friends. The same people who can’t afford a decent weekend group getaway are the same ones that sit at the same crappy bar we’ve been going to for 9 years….ordering shot after shot and “beer on special”. Not to mention they don’t cook, but instead eat out every meal. I’ve quit participating in the drunk-a-thons each weekend and instead have spent my money on life experiences, like traveling.

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  • hatebeinganadult86 8 years ago on Apple Just Gave The Lamest Christmas Gifts Ever To Their Employees

    When I worked for a large corporation where the CEO owned planes and shoes that “cost more than his first car”..our Christmas bonuses consisted of a lunch buffet. I now for a small company of 51 employees and each year we’re given $1,000 in cash. We don’t have a fancy building or a Starbucks machine in the breakroom, but boss man knows and cares about each of us.

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