I interned at a pro tennis tournament and met most of the big timers. Federer? He is as smooth as his tennis game. Wawrinka is the kind of guy who would go to the local happy hour and get shit-faced with you. Serena is a huge C U Next Tuesday. Fuck that bitch.
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If everything I tell work about my car were true, I would have the most unreliable car ever made.
Don’t even have to look at her.
Would
You had me convinced until you said cat
Well why don’t you just bang him
Funny this comes from you, Lahey.
I interned at a pro tennis tournament and met most of the big timers. Federer? He is as smooth as his tennis game. Wawrinka is the kind of guy who would go to the local happy hour and get shit-faced with you. Serena is a huge C U Next Tuesday. Fuck that bitch.
No, let’s hope she does
This is one of the biggest lies you will ever hear in life. Right up there with the Easter bunny and Santa.
Yeah, what he said.
And?
Switch basketball for golf, and this is pretty much me. Switch out the iPhone 6 too. Im too poor for one of those.
Are we talking infants who scream and cry, or kids that run around the office? Either way, prayers up, man.
“Many Men” would be a great track to beat someone’s ass to.
If I could fight.
Boom.
Roasted.
Let the man dream.
You need a hug or a tissue? You seem very upset by a comment written by someone you don’t even know on a website that isn’t even that popular.
9) Any job that requires you to operate a cash register.
A whole article about Lefty and not one mention of his impressive bitch tits.
Just submitted mine today. Prayers up, y’all.
“Yep, that’s what a baby looks like.”
Every time someone shows me pics of their little shit.