I once helped fix the printer for the new office hot girl. I’m now known as “the guy” when the printer takes a shit. PGP.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

Somebody just microwaved broccoli again. PGP.

I’m the only one in the office that doesn’t play Clash of Clans. PGP.

Four of the twelve top sites on my browser are pizza places. PGP.

Utilizing WebMD for medical jargon to make your fake illness sound much more believable. PGP.

A coworker randomly blurting movie quotes at you because you share the same favorite movie. PGP.

Weekly computer troubleshooting phone calls from family because you work in IT. PGP.