Can you follow STL’s or some other shithole’s local news for a bit? For example, I was legitimately curious in the difference between a pork chop and a pork steak when an argument over said difference prompted a guy in STL to shoot his uncle while he was trying to BBQing at 3am. As it turns out, pork steaks do exist (the shooter was correct, they were not pork chops as the uncle asserted), and I since bought some and they’re delicious. Another takeaway: don’t try to correct STL residents on their BBQ, you may wind up dead.
I like how many of her complaints, i.e., for Austin, are soley stereotypes of the cultural shift and in no way reflect what one can find in the area generally. There are gun ranges, fishing, boating, etc. in every direction just outside of the city itself.
December through mid March in actuality. The pretty solid night life and plethora of girl-next-door types to keep you warm and occupied certainly get you through the worst of things.
Sounds like a good idea though, since it wasn’t clear to you the first time around: Google, Facebook, etc. all appear awesome when looking at what your recruiter friends post to social media. That’s their job, and all that you see.
You don’t see the plight of the socially awkward engineers that Google picks up at 22 years old and becomes their helicopter parent, it’s creepy.
I’d also bet the farm that you were in a frat. Hence, the only people you know that work for these companies are the social bee recruiters and staff that are paid to make the company look awesome and trick the people who do the actual work to come slave for them.
I mean, did you seriously believe the demographics at these places was just a bunch of white sorority girls in what looks like college 2.0?
No, their ball pit, lounge chairs, and free food shtick that suckers people into basically living at the office doesn’t entice me. Furthermore, they’re some of the number 1 offenders of office social movements. It’s a trap for Peter Pans, but by all means, work there if you’re into that.
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Can you follow STL’s or some other shithole’s local news for a bit? For example, I was legitimately curious in the difference between a pork chop and a pork steak when an argument over said difference prompted a guy in STL to shoot his uncle while he was trying to BBQing at 3am. As it turns out, pork steaks do exist (the shooter was correct, they were not pork chops as the uncle asserted), and I since bought some and they’re delicious. Another takeaway: don’t try to correct STL residents on their BBQ, you may wind up dead.
Spieth as well… unless Aaron Rodgers was on the list. Picking solely based on current significant other, as that would be the first order of business.
Too bad the guy without a smart phone doesn’t exist anymore. He was always the best to add to a group text.
Where did you goto school? I would like to not send my kids there.
I like how many of her complaints, i.e., for Austin, are soley stereotypes of the cultural shift and in no way reflect what one can find in the area generally. There are gun ranges, fishing, boating, etc. in every direction just outside of the city itself.
December through mid March in actuality. The pretty solid night life and plethora of girl-next-door types to keep you warm and occupied certainly get you through the worst of things.
I’d need a lot more than free bud light to listen to that music all weekend.
I beg to differ…
enough said.
Best thing you’ve written… But now I need different excuses.
Do you not have Thanksgiving where you’re from?
It’s pretty awful here. If you do visit though, I’ll give you $100 if you can finish one particularly face melting Bloody Mary in a single sitting.
Thanks for stating the obvious.
Sounds like a good idea though, since it wasn’t clear to you the first time around: Google, Facebook, etc. all appear awesome when looking at what your recruiter friends post to social media. That’s their job, and all that you see.
You don’t see the plight of the socially awkward engineers that Google picks up at 22 years old and becomes their helicopter parent, it’s creepy.
I’d also bet the farm that you were in a frat. Hence, the only people you know that work for these companies are the social bee recruiters and staff that are paid to make the company look awesome and trick the people who do the actual work to come slave for them.
I mean, did you seriously believe the demographics at these places was just a bunch of white sorority girls in what looks like college 2.0?
No, their ball pit, lounge chairs, and free food shtick that suckers people into basically living at the office doesn’t entice me. Furthermore, they’re some of the number 1 offenders of office social movements. It’s a trap for Peter Pans, but by all means, work there if you’re into that.
‘Great’ companies like Google and Salesforce? I guess they’re great if you enjoy childrens’ toys or playing cult. I’ll pass.
I’m strong on sitting in a kiddy pool in my back yard drinking sangria.
Paragraphs please… that was brutal.
Sex was a zero effort option in college, now it’s a unicorn.
Trying Yoga for the first time is a humbling experience best experienced alone in the comfort of your own home.
I’d rather they just forgot about Dimebag than chance JayTas writing it.