As well as ride sharing apps work, I’ll still be first in line for a self driving car. Pull out my Ocarina, so to speak, and Epona (probably a black Prius) will appear gracefully from out of the rolling hills to whisk me away to wherever I please in Hyrule for a coupled bucks of dino juice.
I pay about $200 more than that for one of my cars… But I’ll own it after 5 years and it’s under warranty for 6 years. It’ll depreciate around $1200 per year (I got it used), which over 6 years of ownership while under warranty is about the same as you’re paying to not own anything over 3.
The trick to working from home for me is doing it in the burbs, no distractions. I’m actually far more productive and just do a reverse commute into the city around 4pm most days and bring my laptop along in the case I need it for an emergency (read: get drinks and need it with me in the morning).
It’s on a beat to shit 80 series landcruiser I leave in Moab for events and hardly the worst thing on it. If you’re too cool to have a little fun that’s all on you.
I’ve never been over there and they’re half-full because I fall asleep at like 9:30 watching Netflix on the couch… screw you and your assumptions! But, I see your point.
Hmm, for my work retreats we go to a super nice hotel/winery to enjoy a free booze filled weekend with free massages, hiking, meals, and golfing. There’s a talk on Saturday morning, but also they don’t except most people to be functioning at 8am.
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Cold. Shibby is right there putting his best game forward and then:
The true tragedy here is the number of times in a week your boyfriend hears you say “I’m too tired” before you throw him a pity “make it quick.”
As well as ride sharing apps work, I’ll still be first in line for a self driving car. Pull out my Ocarina, so to speak, and Epona (probably a black Prius) will appear gracefully from out of the rolling hills to whisk me away to wherever I please in Hyrule for a coupled bucks of dino juice.
Only time I took the trash out was after a girl stayed over. I’d like to think my parents appreciated that.
No, I need these.
I pay about $200 more than that for one of my cars… But I’ll own it after 5 years and it’s under warranty for 6 years. It’ll depreciate around $1200 per year (I got it used), which over 6 years of ownership while under warranty is about the same as you’re paying to not own anything over 3.
The trick to working from home for me is doing it in the burbs, no distractions. I’m actually far more productive and just do a reverse commute into the city around 4pm most days and bring my laptop along in the case I need it for an emergency (read: get drinks and need it with me in the morning).
Every article you have written that was good just sucked less dick than kid rock, and that’s still a lot of dick.
It’s on a beat to shit 80 series landcruiser I leave in Moab for events and hardly the worst thing on it. If you’re too cool to have a little fun that’s all on you.
I rock a Tim Tebow Fathead on the back glass of my beater SUV with a halo around his head.
I’ve never been over there and they’re half-full because I fall asleep at like 9:30 watching Netflix on the couch… screw you and your assumptions! But, I see your point.
Where does the half-full lukewarm beer from the previous night, coffee, and a dip on the way to the office fit into your ranking system?
Is that why she hates you? Your buddy bagged a keeper though.
I want to say it’s a butterfly with boobs and not a fairy, but I’ve been wrong before.
Could you elevate the maturity level of your written voice to at least that of a Judy Blume novel? Thanks.
I think what you’ve achieved with this column is this: acknowledging that no matter what people in Seattle wear they’re usually the worst. Agreed.
Pure poetry.
You’re already getting married, might as well get it over with sooner rather than later.
Crossfit and rock climbing. Just the thought of a calloused handy results in an instant left.
Hmm, for my work retreats we go to a super nice hotel/winery to enjoy a free booze filled weekend with free massages, hiking, meals, and golfing. There’s a talk on Saturday morning, but also they don’t except most people to be functioning at 8am.