Bill Gates once memorized license points to track his employees movements, I can’t help memorizing shoes to unwillingly track my co-workers’ movements.
Indeed, your math is correct. However, if you’ve never earned more than minimum wage your entire life, taking the installments is probably the safer bet, albeit not the most financially sound one from the peanut gallery.
Adjusting for inflation, if you won the same prize in 1975 ($250/day) you’d still be pulling 90k a year. If you front loaded investment of the installments you could develop a sizable nest egg while simultaneously ensuring you’d never be destitute through financial stupidity (like the vast majority of lotto winners).
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Real talk: which 6in lift are you getting for your mini Brodozer?
Either way, he did buy himself an F150 grocery getter.
If I had a lift in my garage I’d never leave.
Haha, definite wife material in my book.
Right up until I get drunk at home and start browsing Amazon.
Oh okay, these are AMAZING now, I just couldn’t distinguish them from the ones already on the page.
No matter how many times you put amazing in all caps, this column will always be anything but.
Hoping Crash Jr. grows a full beard before you, that would be awesome.
Waiting for people to get their shit together to make a brunch happen is harrowing. Prefer breakfast tacos and beer on my own schedule.
Would be a great one for the coffee table when bringing a girl over for the first time.
Bill Gates once memorized license points to track his employees movements, I can’t help memorizing shoes to unwillingly track my co-workers’ movements.
I can’t see why they’d ghost someone that professes they literally gives zero fucks about things many guys enjoy. Baffling, really.
I get my seltzies shipped from Amazon.
Work email policy locks down my phone hardcore. Has saved me many an occasion. No password and notifications? Set yourself up for failure there.
Well, Watson’s Lauren H is stable, but she’s almost impossibly stupid for a functioning adult.
Second episode really. Lauren B is the only stable individual.
I couldn’t use this “Peapod” out of principle, what a terrible name for a company — it’s something I’d expect for a daycare.
It’s a full fledged uprising out there.
I’m all about that grab a basket and weave through traffic, fuck carts.
Indeed, your math is correct. However, if you’ve never earned more than minimum wage your entire life, taking the installments is probably the safer bet, albeit not the most financially sound one from the peanut gallery.
Adjusting for inflation, if you won the same prize in 1975 ($250/day) you’d still be pulling 90k a year. If you front loaded investment of the installments you could develop a sizable nest egg while simultaneously ensuring you’d never be destitute through financial stupidity (like the vast majority of lotto winners).