Pretty sure I first had to use the belt tuck (shoutout to my middle school church group leader for the life advice) on the dance floor during a Sean Paul or Shaggy song.
This makes me sad, I was really hoping to slap a “2016 BUSH DYNASTY” bumper sticker on everything I own. Had to settle on 5 pack of “Hillary for Prison.”
Maybe it’s just me, but watching soccer parents go apeshit screaming at a bunch of children kicking the shit out of each other in a circle with a beer in my hand would make my day right now (and I hate soccer).
Austin (from home) or a satellite office on the east coast (skiing) where I keep a vehicle at a friend’s place. Main offices are west coast. Texas address so I can contract with little downside because no income tax. 4 years full time in the office was more than enough.
9:25 is a late night at the office? Shit, I’ve pulled all nighters and slept on the floor when there’s no point in going home it’s so late. Got gym access, not to work out, but for access to the shower and towels for pillows and blankets. Law is fun.
I might’ve had a buzz,
An’ I told her I knew,
What color her underwear was.
She said: “Man, you can’t do that.”
“Oh,” I said: “They’re baby-blue, and I promise,
“‘Cause I’ve seen their reflection,
“In my new Tony Lamas.”
Heeler / Border Collie Mix, 10 weeks. Will only follow me or the other dog. If she’s feeling playful she’ll nip my ankles, as for the Chocolate lab mix, she’ll just straight chew on them.
Ryan Beaver, Rob Baird, Brandon Rhyder, Corb Lund, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Matt Stell… could go on for awhile. No reason to be listening to garbage pop country.
Eh, just because they’re played on the radio doesn’t mean there hasn’t been better country out there since Garth retired. I guess one has to thank GFL, Luke Bryan, Chase Rice, and Brantley Gilbert for collectively torturing everyone but bros and dumb highschool girls enough to start playing some halfway decent stuff again.
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Pretty sure I first had to use the belt tuck (shoutout to my middle school church group leader for the life advice) on the dance floor during a Sean Paul or Shaggy song.
Ahmed’s Prius usually isn’t available when you get 8+ inches of snow, wouldn’t trust him to drive then anyways.
“In fact, only a third of millennials own a car.” Other 2/3rds doesn’t know what they’re missing, and no, I’m not sharing.
This makes me sad, I was really hoping to slap a “2016 BUSH DYNASTY” bumper sticker on everything I own. Had to settle on 5 pack of “Hillary for Prison.”
Maybe it’s just me, but watching soccer parents go apeshit screaming at a bunch of children kicking the shit out of each other in a circle with a beer in my hand would make my day right now (and I hate soccer).
Nobody would be OK with your idiot friend puking in their vehicle.
She’s still in college, what do you expect?
Austin (from home) or a satellite office on the east coast (skiing) where I keep a vehicle at a friend’s place. Main offices are west coast. Texas address so I can contract with little downside because no income tax. 4 years full time in the office was more than enough.
I’ve found it’s best to combine the two until you’re left with a glorified flotation device.
9:25 is a late night at the office? Shit, I’ve pulled all nighters and slept on the floor when there’s no point in going home it’s so late. Got gym access, not to work out, but for access to the shower and towels for pillows and blankets. Law is fun.
Agreed, but that’s why I own a few paddle boards, which is about all I can stand doing outside during the summer.
Glad I can’t relate anymore.
-Sent from Texas while sitting on the back porch drinking a mid-afternoon workin’ hard from home beer.
How shiny are they?
I might’ve had a buzz,
An’ I told her I knew,
What color her underwear was.
She said: “Man, you can’t do that.”
“Oh,” I said: “They’re baby-blue, and I promise,
“‘Cause I’ve seen their reflection,
“In my new Tony Lamas.”
Easy when daddy pays for everything and you have direct deposit.
Terrible name anyways.
Heeler / Border Collie Mix, 10 weeks. Will only follow me or the other dog. If she’s feeling playful she’ll nip my ankles, as for the Chocolate lab mix, she’ll just straight chew on them.
FML
That doesn’t change the fact my school doesn’t have a football team so there’s nothing else to be a rabid fan of other than UW.
Ryan Beaver, Rob Baird, Brandon Rhyder, Corb Lund, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Matt Stell… could go on for awhile. No reason to be listening to garbage pop country.
Eh, just because they’re played on the radio doesn’t mean there hasn’t been better country out there since Garth retired. I guess one has to thank GFL, Luke Bryan, Chase Rice, and Brantley Gilbert for collectively torturing everyone but bros and dumb highschool girls enough to start playing some halfway decent stuff again.