I’m very generous. Tell ya what, I fly into MSP the Sunday before Thanksgiving, I’ve saved up my pennies all year for this trip but I’ll take you to the liquor store and let you pick out a nice bottle of Scotch.
I’m from the country man, forgive me for either not paying attention/being slow or finding nothing unusual about a duffel bag full of guns and shooting from a side by side.
If Todd runs away with Claire, Girl will surely track them down and kill her just like Spectre killed James Bond’s wife, but at least Todd will be able to live life to the fullest for a moment.
And yet, in your Pinterest fueled desperation you’d give anything to return to the moment you threw that promise ring back in your last boyfriend’s face because be made out with Susie under the middle school bleachers.
Yeah, those are definitely a blight on society. Jeep killed the Cherokee in 2001, ruined the Wrangler for 2007, and every other model in the last two decade has been complete trash with no redeemable qualities. I couldn’t get engaged to a girl driving a Liberty, too much liability, she would have to get something else because 1) I’m not going to be caught dead in it 2) I’m not going to drive it 3) I’m not going to fix it and 4) I am absolutely not going to overpay for someone else to fix it.
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I’m very generous. Tell ya what, I fly into MSP the Sunday before Thanksgiving, I’ve saved up my pennies all year for this trip but I’ll take you to the liquor store and let you pick out a nice bottle of Scotch.
You must really like ducks man, cause all I see are pictures of duck faces on her IG. You do you though.
Some people have standards.
I’m from the country man, forgive me for either not paying attention/being slow or finding nothing unusual about a duffel bag full of guns and shooting from a side by side.
That would be stupid, you need a hog hammer, not pistols.
If Todd runs away with Claire, Girl will surely track them down and kill her just like Spectre killed James Bond’s wife, but at least Todd will be able to live life to the fullest for a moment.
Will, you better buy your AR before November 8. And Jesus Christ, who pusses out shooting a .40?
And yet, in your Pinterest fueled desperation you’d give anything to return to the moment you threw that promise ring back in your last boyfriend’s face because be made out with Susie under the middle school bleachers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BipvGD-LCjU
She’s really getting into that bicycle, damn.
Wouldn’t you rather act on impulse functions after some drinks for the sake of productivity?
Not personally, but ATL guy would probably get a ton of Dick Pics.
Looks like she might have hairy arms doe.
Yeah, those are definitely a blight on society. Jeep killed the Cherokee in 2001, ruined the Wrangler for 2007, and every other model in the last two decade has been complete trash with no redeemable qualities. I couldn’t get engaged to a girl driving a Liberty, too much liability, she would have to get something else because 1) I’m not going to be caught dead in it 2) I’m not going to drive it 3) I’m not going to fix it and 4) I am absolutely not going to overpay for someone else to fix it.
Take notes Veronica. Sup Robin?
That seems a bit excessive, get a cheaper car next time.
I’ve never followed her on any form of social media (except for awhile on Tinder), but this seems accurate.
Eh, I was hoping the entire cast would get their noggins pulverized, they’re absolutely the most inept zombie apocalypse survivors ever devised.
Is it a mini horse? Would add a lot to the instagramability of the experience.
We could make millions.