Well, I’ve developed Energywater, it’s total bullshit like Smartwater and every other bottled water “brand”, but I’m hoping it will separate fools from their money just as successfully.
Smart water, what the fuck is that shit? You’re more like dumb water because if you were smart you’d figure out a way to water Africa rather than bloviate about mineral content and shit when most people just need some plain H2O.
If you need a lesson on the practicality of gutting a deer, just watch the Empire Strikes Back to revisit the moment Han sliced open that TaunTaun on Hoth, saving Luke Skywalker from the frigidness of a Wisconsin winter.
I gotta know, why did you move there anyways? The populated areas of the PNW (i.e., Portland and Seattle) were alright 10-15 years ago, but have since turned into Bernie Sanders and soccer loving dumpster fires. And when they’re not on Bernie Sanders’ or soccer’s nuts, they make up the most annoying college (Oregon Ducks) and pro-sport (Seattle Seahawks) fan bases. It’s always raining anyways, so just eject while you still can.
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Well, I’ve developed Energywater, it’s total bullshit like Smartwater and every other bottled water “brand”, but I’m hoping it will separate fools from their money just as successfully.
When are you buying a gun Will? You’ve been in Texas long enough that you should have a couple dozen.
Smart water, what the fuck is that shit? You’re more like dumb water because if you were smart you’d figure out a way to water Africa rather than bloviate about mineral content and shit when most people just need some plain H2O.
Was doing those things on a farm “impractical”?
You’re talking about John, right? I don’t recall planes being in the bible though.
I’m proud of you, you’re working up to your first encounter with a fish outside of a grocery store!
If you need a lesson on the practicality of gutting a deer, just watch the Empire Strikes Back to revisit the moment Han sliced open that TaunTaun on Hoth, saving Luke Skywalker from the frigidness of a Wisconsin winter.
They had an article about how girls can become a “Dragon in the sack” and he’s been hooked ever since.
I’m a vodka orange guy if the liquor won the night before, but I don’t know how I’d handle those options if I wasn’t struggling.
Can you have bloody marys after 5pm if they’re served with brenner?
A couple flasks of Wild Turkey 101.
What pattern scarf will you be wearing?
Mother of God, “Girl” has arrived.
Just delete your user name, you’re a terrible Trump.
#PaulLivesMatter
You didn’t have to drive 3 hours to the desert, there are a couple areas around Timber off Hwy 26.
Don’t.
I gotta know, why did you move there anyways? The populated areas of the PNW (i.e., Portland and Seattle) were alright 10-15 years ago, but have since turned into Bernie Sanders and soccer loving dumpster fires. And when they’re not on Bernie Sanders’ or soccer’s nuts, they make up the most annoying college (Oregon Ducks) and pro-sport (Seattle Seahawks) fan bases. It’s always raining anyways, so just eject while you still can.
So what’s the deal with Chicago then?
Too bad the bull didn’t kill Antonio, but at least he put an assholes in the hospital before going out.