Define great opportunity… I haven’t met a single com major pulling the paycheck necessary to buy a house and live comfortably here. In essence, they all seem to have what I call stopgap jobs, not careers, that serve to pass the time before Mr. Right comes along.
This was beyond great, and I learned the word for that awesomeness I never new had a name. My already imagined excuse for the next butherface I take home: but that thigh gap though…
It shows. You’re dellusional if you think you know how to write after any highschool English class. It’s kind of like me saying, I took AP physics, so basically I have a BA in it too. Am I right or amiright?
They’re the ones who graduated #1 at Harvard or Cornell or some other unreachable institution like that. They’re the kind of professor that makes you step back and wonder why the fuck they chose to teach at this godforsaken institution.
Because working in the legal field blows except for the money (if you’re even that lucky)? Now they still get paid a healthy salary based solely on the stamp of their diploma while peddling bullshit. They have it made.
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Define great opportunity… I haven’t met a single com major pulling the paycheck necessary to buy a house and live comfortably here. In essence, they all seem to have what I call stopgap jobs, not careers, that serve to pass the time before Mr. Right comes along.
Well, if you write poorly you come across as a dumbass, so there’s that, especially when you’re talking about communicating with clients and such.
This was beyond great, and I learned the word for that awesomeness I never new had a name. My already imagined excuse for the next butherface I take home: but that thigh gap though…
It shows. You’re dellusional if you think you know how to write after any highschool English class. It’s kind of like me saying, I took AP physics, so basically I have a BA in it too. Am I right or amiright?
Are you taking applications for this go-to-work dad you speak of? I can’t promise anything about the intern though, other than I won’t get caught.
So, while I would do dirty things to Kayleigh McEnany in bed, she doesn’t say anything worthwhile.
I watch Fox News for the stocks and blondes, intelligence optional.
You went to law school but didn’t find a husband there to pay your bills? Either you’re not hot or everything I’ve ever known is a lie.
No, they don’t.
He still got laid. Our lives are miserable.
If I was gay enough to have a twitter, I’d totally follow you, like really.
I don’t click the uparrow often, but when I do it’s for shit like this.
“Educated” with a degree in communications, common girl, who you kidding?
They’re the ones who graduated #1 at Harvard or Cornell or some other unreachable institution like that. They’re the kind of professor that makes you step back and wonder why the fuck they chose to teach at this godforsaken institution.
Because working in the legal field blows except for the money (if you’re even that lucky)? Now they still get paid a healthy salary based solely on the stamp of their diploma while peddling bullshit. They have it made.
Looks like I have a mission next time I’m in Dallas.
Pro tip: Hit the driving range before hand not to practice, but to stock up on balls for your triple digit outing.
Pat Green, get some!
Real men bang women instead of their right and left.
Guess the women found this article, judging by the down votes.
I fucking hate it here.
Working in Silicon Valley, this couldn’t be further (scratch that) closer to the truth.