Sweet Home Alabama / Free Bird / Wagon Wheel; admittedly the last one is largely due to people playing the Darius Rucker version, may their souls burn in hell.
The law firm ‘vacation’: Thursday – Monday with briefcase full of work to a destination far enough away to pack in a day’s worth of billing on the plane. Being behind on hours is the worst.
I feel like any boyfriend would gladly pick up the tab every month for a few solid BJs lasting 1/1,000th the time it took you to get worked up over this and then actually write the article. Win-Win.
You can’t do the first two to any acceptable degree in Chicago either, and the trail situation has been pretty shite the last several years except for in northern WI/UP, sooo. I just want to see someone go Christmas Story on the bean.
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Which reminds me, fuck that closing time song too.
I don’t know what KUWTK is, but I’d put money on that’s what keeps her single.
Sweet Home Alabama / Free Bird / Wagon Wheel; admittedly the last one is largely due to people playing the Darius Rucker version, may their souls burn in hell.
The law firm ‘vacation’: Thursday – Monday with briefcase full of work to a destination far enough away to pack in a day’s worth of billing on the plane. Being behind on hours is the worst.
Is that a statement or a question, brah?
Sorry but not sorry bre, watched 2F2F last night to honor Paul Walker.
I feel like any boyfriend would gladly pick up the tab every month for a few solid BJs lasting 1/1,000th the time it took you to get worked up over this and then actually write the article. Win-Win.
How do people run out of TP at this day in age? When you hit the 2nd to last roll pull out your cell phone and order more on Amazon.
Hook me up with that match.com account, brah, I’m bored with my Tinder matches and am looking for a more desperate sort of female.
That’s what you get for torturing the nation with WGN you fuckers!
Do either of you recall anything in 35 U.S.C. §nolife regarding being patentably depressing?
Irish coffee breaks work better. Nobody looks twice at that reusable Starbucks cup.
Can’t be that busy if you have time for smoke breaks; dip is for the discerning man with a tight schedule.
I really like Jeep Cherokees though.
You can’t do the first two to any acceptable degree in Chicago either, and the trail situation has been pretty shite the last several years except for in northern WI/UP, sooo. I just want to see someone go Christmas Story on the bean.
I am not above throwing one dollar bills at that blonde if she wore that in to my office.
When the responsible decision to “light beer only” turns into “G&T doubles,” nobody wins.
$30k a year and you can’t do drugs you can’t afford? That’s insulting.
The more children I have in my life, the further I am away from purchasing a new boat. Children are the worst.
If you don’t have a favorite Beanie Baby, you’re probably a serial killer. Jake the Duck, you’re my BFF.
Tinder is free and puts all of this nonsense behind you. Never again.