2 is the only one I can agree on. The rest just sound butthurt. You’re complaining about having a young face? Seriously? Grow a pair and be thankful your exhausted face and undereye circles don’t make you look older than you actually are.
1-3 times a month? I definitely did this at least twice a week. Except fuck the makeup, there are no drive-thrus, and exchange driving for trying to catch a subway, then pushing and shoving with the other 200 people on the platform trying to catch the local train, only to find out there was some electric malfunction two stops ahead of your station, or some idiot fell between the train cars. And if you do manage to get on enjoy having your face smushed into a stranger’s armpit as some greasy guy grinds against you under the pretense of “hey, it’s a crowded train”.
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2 is the only one I can agree on. The rest just sound butthurt. You’re complaining about having a young face? Seriously? Grow a pair and be thankful your exhausted face and undereye circles don’t make you look older than you actually are.
1-3 times a month? I definitely did this at least twice a week. Except fuck the makeup, there are no drive-thrus, and exchange driving for trying to catch a subway, then pushing and shoving with the other 200 people on the platform trying to catch the local train, only to find out there was some electric malfunction two stops ahead of your station, or some idiot fell between the train cars. And if you do manage to get on enjoy having your face smushed into a stranger’s armpit as some greasy guy grinds against you under the pretense of “hey, it’s a crowded train”.
I made an account solely for the purpose of letting you know that your attempt at “satire” was utterly abysmal.