Placing Master’s bets in the bathroom.

Bet on UNC Duke. Still fell asleep during OT. #PGP

Got an offer to spend NYE at Olive Garden. Seriously considering it. PGP.

Swiping left on the hot 21-year-olds just to spare myself the rejection. PGP.

Using unexpected birthday money on Tupperware and bath towels. PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.

“Believe it or not, I used to be in really good shape.”

Hit a couple dozen golf balls yesterday. Neck and back are both sore today. PGP.

Messing up the photo with all your cousins on Christmas because you’re the only single one. PGP.

Thinking “Well theres 30 minutes of my life I’ll never get back” after a meeting. PGP.