We’re looking for a real self starter with excellent attention to detail. PGP.

Creepily learning a hot chick’s name from her Starbucks cup. PGP.

Saying absolutely nothing in the majority of your conference calls and meetings. PGP.

“So what would you say you actually do here?” PGP.

Cliche Powerpoint clip art. PGP.

Receiving a cost of living raise. PGP.

Office Space is becoming depressingly relatable. PGP.

Cubicles are the graveyards of hopes and dreams. PGP.

She’s office hot. PGP.

Noticing the growth of back hair. PGP.