Former dumb college jock from SoCal turned aerospace executive dwelling in the Wang of America (Florida).
Lover of air conditioning, booze, golf and other stuff.
Well now we know why she thinks she is smarter than the universe. That said, wasn’t impressed by her in the slightest. Even less impressed by Johns Hopkins if she went there…
Quick memo to all women:
Choking, or intimating the choking your date in public typically doesn’t end well. Choking your man in the bedroom? Well, that’s a different story.
Just had an ex start blowing my phone up the other day pretending to be buddy/buddy and wanting to get brunch so she could hear about “all the hoes you’ve banged” lately (Literally). Then she saw me on Bumble and sent me a note saying she just couldn’t swipe left.
I’ve gotten that question (“What are you looking for?”), and the “So tell me about your relationship with God” a few times on the first date. I’m generally a pretty slick talking SoB, but I might as well have just picked up the check right then and left once they started tossing those date grenades around, which guaranteed my going home alone.
I get to go to a work meeting all Sunday afternoon/evening to prep for an event Monday morning – all during the NFC/AFC championship games. Apparently our executives have no idea that Sundays are meant for football. Fuck me.
We put a treadmill in one of our conference rooms, but you can only walk on it because they attached a desk to it so you can do work on it as well. About 5 people tried it once and gave up after trying to type and walk simultaneously without getting a headache.
It now just sits and collects dust. Memo to management: Don’t out think yourselves when trying to make the work day better. Just buy us more beer, pat us on the ass a little more and call it a day.
There’s a handful of girls that have their shit together and are too good for that show. She is one of them.
Also, she shouldn’t feel bad about puking on the Vomit Comet. Half the people do. She should feel weird that Nick still made out with her after though…
Love how when he told all the women that he banged Liz like 9 months ago, he did it with a shit eating grin on his face. Both times he told packs of women. Power moves.
And yea, Corinne is an absolute nightmare, but you know for one night that craziness would create a beautiful story to tell your bros about afterwards.
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On a business trip in St Louis – Any suggestions?
Well now we know why she thinks she is smarter than the universe. That said, wasn’t impressed by her in the slightest. Even less impressed by Johns Hopkins if she went there…
Quick memo to all women:
Choking, or intimating the choking your date in public typically doesn’t end well. Choking your man in the bedroom? Well, that’s a different story.
Sup… Threeway-style?
My boy just got divorced, rolling out with him, so nothing solid.
Goodbye, liver.
Just had an ex start blowing my phone up the other day pretending to be buddy/buddy and wanting to get brunch so she could hear about “all the hoes you’ve banged” lately (Literally). Then she saw me on Bumble and sent me a note saying she just couldn’t swipe left.
I saw her on Bumble too… Hard swipe left.
Bitches be crazy
So… what happened to Stacy? :/
What the fuck is a tax refund…?
I’ve gotten that question (“What are you looking for?”), and the “So tell me about your relationship with God” a few times on the first date. I’m generally a pretty slick talking SoB, but I might as well have just picked up the check right then and left once they started tossing those date grenades around, which guaranteed my going home alone.
Making sure the used condoms aren’t visible in your trashcan is always a good idea too… Oops.
I get to go to a work meeting all Sunday afternoon/evening to prep for an event Monday morning – all during the NFC/AFC championship games. Apparently our executives have no idea that Sundays are meant for football. Fuck me.
Sup?
So… Wanna get pumped up with some more fluids?
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
We put a treadmill in one of our conference rooms, but you can only walk on it because they attached a desk to it so you can do work on it as well. About 5 people tried it once and gave up after trying to type and walk simultaneously without getting a headache.
It now just sits and collects dust. Memo to management: Don’t out think yourselves when trying to make the work day better. Just buy us more beer, pat us on the ass a little more and call it a day.
Name checks out.
Give ’em hell.
There’s a handful of girls that have their shit together and are too good for that show. She is one of them.
Also, she shouldn’t feel bad about puking on the Vomit Comet. Half the people do. She should feel weird that Nick still made out with her after though…
Love how when he told all the women that he banged Liz like 9 months ago, he did it with a shit eating grin on his face. Both times he told packs of women. Power moves.
And yea, Corinne is an absolute nightmare, but you know for one night that craziness would create a beautiful story to tell your bros about afterwards.
Wine or liquor? Also, sup?
Half a bottle in. Good chance I’m going deeper. This hurts.