Catching yourself identifying with The Grinch. PGP.

At least I’ve accomplished more than (insert former classmate’s name here). PGP.

Oh, so this is what being poor feels like. PGP.

Having a boss that makes Lumbergh look tolerable. PGP.

Using pre-workout in office because coffee just doesn’t cut it anymore. PGP.

Getting excited over practical gifts, like socks. PGP.

Having to actually dust off your golf clubs when you finally get to use them. PGP.