New year, new health insurance deductibles

Wedding Saturday. Still hung over Monday.

2am panic attacks over nothing in particular

My “corporate extended stay apartment” is smaller than my bedroom at home

My stock broker called me today “hey bud, are you going to need any of the money you invested in the next year or so? Because the market is going to shit”

“You were such a loyal supporter of the fraternity as an undergrad, would you consider making a recurring donation now that you’re an alumni?”

I actually have to wait for my boss to dismiss me for lunch. PGP.

Every day feels like my own personal Fail Friday. PGP.

“Welcome to Chipot– oh hey man, you want the usual?” PGP.

Too old to act like a kid, too young to get treated like an adult. PGP.