Golf outing tomorrow. Was worried about drinking during it because my boss is playing as well, but he told me that since his wife/kids are out of town for the weekend he’s looking to get after it. Should be interesting.
Flying down to Florida for a little R&R. It’s a United flight out of O’Hare. Hopefully some airline goon is forced to beat the shit out me and I can sue for millions in damages.
It’s crazy to go back and realize Todd was Girl’s first Bumble date. To read articles about how she would act on first dates with new guys would be great #content.
Question for the guy who asked the last question: your barber went on vacation for just a month and you managed to get TWO haircuts in that time? Who the fuck gets a haircut every two weeks?
Today is a very important day for my people (alcoholic Americans of Irish descent), so the only decisions I have to make will be “should I order a Guinness, Jameson or a green beer this round?” Make me proud out there today friends.
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My thoughts exactly. There will probably be a Chronicles of Todd tomorrow recapping his conversation with John.
John: What a blessing in disguise! You can finally hook up with that Claire chick.
Todd: I don’t want to just hook up with random girls. I want to make it work with my girlfriend.
Take me home tonight. Get the crowd into it
Golf outing tomorrow. Was worried about drinking during it because my boss is playing as well, but he told me that since his wife/kids are out of town for the weekend he’s looking to get after it. Should be interesting.
Flying down to Florida for a little R&R. It’s a United flight out of O’Hare. Hopefully some airline goon is forced to beat the shit out me and I can sue for millions in damages.
And where is Guys Being Dudes?
Crossfit: lose fat, gain muscle and get scoliosis!
When you don’t have a job your lunch is all day, amigo
It’s crazy to go back and realize Todd was Girl’s first Bumble date. To read articles about how she would act on first dates with new guys would be great #content.
I’m flying United out of O’Hare on Saturday…ah, what could have been.
If I recall correctly, Tweeder has unidentified acne on his cock
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The new 24. Its not as good as when Jack was saving America, but Dr. Dre has been a pretty good replacement.
Homemade burgers are on the grill as we speak. Threw some diced up bacon in the ground beef. Pretty excited about it.
Best of luck, Red.
Funemployment: Part II
Question for the guy who asked the last question: your barber went on vacation for just a month and you managed to get TWO haircuts in that time? Who the fuck gets a haircut every two weeks?
First date at a minor league game is a summer staple
Today is a very important day for my people (alcoholic Americans of Irish descent), so the only decisions I have to make will be “should I order a Guinness, Jameson or a green beer this round?” Make me proud out there today friends.
The manager of Dude’s office will be a young business whiz named….Gil Humplested
Next week: Why Duracell is the Superior Battery