Marshall Crenshaw’s version of ‘Soldier of Love’ was better, but I guess you’ve been carrying around a hardon for Donny Osmond since ‘Go Away, Little Girl.’
Jesus, man, you really need to get a life! Submitting posts to PGP is not a life, and it gains you no admiration. People are already starting to laugh at your obsession with this site. Like, you seem to think that you are some sort of Junior Editor. The Jimmy Olsen of PGP!
ROTFLMFAO. Do you seriously think anyone at Grandex is interested in taking a meeting with “Pepto Bismol” and “PG Drew” to discuss implementation of the forums? Is this your normal means of making a business proposal? In the comments? This is beyond funny! This is Buzzfeed “10 Worst Business Pitches” funny! And I’m sure that picture in your Twitter feed, of the woman with the airplane stuck in her, will go a long way towards helping you land this deal! Hahahahahahah
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What’s wrong with being an entitled douchebag?
Marshall Crenshaw’s version of ‘Soldier of Love’ was better, but I guess you’ve been carrying around a hardon for Donny Osmond since ‘Go Away, Little Girl.’
That is extraordinarily funny!
Who cares?
The column sucks.
*Too. You’re a pussy with bad English skills.
In other words, your company is going broke.
Maybe if you spent more time working and less time on this website you might actually earn some authority.
Does your mother also buy your clothes for you?
Anyone who is annoyed by having repetitious posts is probably overdue for a shooting rampage.
I think Pepto Bismol is implying that he should be given the job of Post Policeman.
Jesus, man, you really need to get a life! Submitting posts to PGP is not a life, and it gains you no admiration. People are already starting to laugh at your obsession with this site. Like, you seem to think that you are some sort of Junior Editor. The Jimmy Olsen of PGP!
You’re from Louisville. We get it.
Gross maybe, but you would fucking OWN that reunion.
ROTFLMFAO. Do you seriously think anyone at Grandex is interested in taking a meeting with “Pepto Bismol” and “PG Drew” to discuss implementation of the forums? Is this your normal means of making a business proposal? In the comments? This is beyond funny! This is Buzzfeed “10 Worst Business Pitches” funny! And I’m sure that picture in your Twitter feed, of the woman with the airplane stuck in her, will go a long way towards helping you land this deal! Hahahahahahah
Why don’t you finish the sentence. I’m sure the world would love to hear the totally unrealistic fantasy to which you were alluding.
Wow. Authentic hipster gibberish! Call the urban dictionary!
She should be paid by the pound…