Lol, good luck. This is why there are generally pages of disclosures attached to any sell-side research report on a stock, written by a massive compliance department to save their ass from a lawsuit.
Touching Base talking about food preferences every episode gets so old.
Also, while WilI makes fun of Dillon for calling him a “stupid dick” all time, I’m surprised Will doesn’t get any shit for saying “Yeh” and “Naw” 100 times per Touching Base podcast like a mentally challenged donkey.
This sentence below gets my vote for the Nobel Prize in Literature:
“I saw senior guys I idolized in the middle of the floor, shielding themselves from view of the chaperones and grinding their rock hard boners into the backs of girls that I could only dream of speaking to.”
Worst thing about girls’ birthdays:
1) Those big metallic balloons shaped as numbers like you described
2) Their friends obnoxiously posting five Instagram stories (in which the one posting clearly looks their best) to “wish their friend a happy birthday”
Usually these are the same girls.
What’s the going rate for one-off articles that get published? Perhaps if it was decent and well known you’d get more submissions. Then again, I’ve made too many jokes in the comment section for anything of mine to get published.
Pretty solid ‘tent this week across the board. However, giving us an article on financial advice from a college intern who posts Instagrams of himself flexing in a mirror was a laughable wildcard move.
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It’s okay bro, she’ll text you back. She’s just having a little sex.
^This! People that don’t do this are absolute monsters!
Finance:
Tier 1: Private equity, buy-side
Tier 2: Investment banking
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Tier 10: Retail / commercial banking
You mad about a little pragmatism, bro?
“His proven method works” – lol the only proven thing about day trading is that you will lose money after taxes and fees.
Also, if you’re above 30 and haven’t made a stock trade yet – yikes!
Lol, good luck. This is why there are generally pages of disclosures attached to any sell-side research report on a stock, written by a massive compliance department to save their ass from a lawsuit.
Things Guys Do After Graduation: Pump and dump biotech penny stocks in a blog
Mrs. Chili’s?
Touching Base talking about food preferences every episode gets so old.
Also, while WilI makes fun of Dillon for calling him a “stupid dick” all time, I’m surprised Will doesn’t get any shit for saying “Yeh” and “Naw” 100 times per Touching Base podcast like a mentally challenged donkey.
Stay golden, ponyboy
No, girls forcing their boyfriends into a couples costume is actually the absolute worst.
This sentence below gets my vote for the Nobel Prize in Literature:
“I saw senior guys I idolized in the middle of the floor, shielding themselves from view of the chaperones and grinding their rock hard boners into the backs of girls that I could only dream of speaking to.”
Things Dudes Do After Graduation: Blow any savings they had attempting to day trade
Worst thing about girls’ birthdays:
1) Those big metallic balloons shaped as numbers like you described
2) Their friends obnoxiously posting five Instagram stories (in which the one posting clearly looks their best) to “wish their friend a happy birthday”
Usually these are the same girls.
Madoff, you are wholesome and wise. Thank you.
The world would be a much better place if Instagram, and the soulless Instagram models, ceased to exist. Change my mind.
What’s the going rate for one-off articles that get published? Perhaps if it was decent and well known you’d get more submissions. Then again, I’ve made too many jokes in the comment section for anything of mine to get published.
Pretty solid ‘tent this week across the board. However, giving us an article on financial advice from a college intern who posts Instagrams of himself flexing in a mirror was a laughable wildcard move.
“Could we share a row boat?”
Do they make women’s blouses with Ryder Cup logos on them?
We don’t want financial advice from a college student that posts mirror selfies on Instagram. Lmbo @capital_aj