Walking quickly through the office to appear busy.

Coworkers only addressing you by your initials in emails. PGP.

Realizing that “TY” or “Thx” is the closest thing you’ll ever get to a sincere “Thank you” from your boss. PGP.

The overly talkative coworker that asks, “Why do you wear headphones?” PGP.

Wearing the same two pairs of pants to work each week. PGP.

Coworkers that think it is socially acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk. PGP.

That coworker that leaves an ounce of coffee in the pot so that he can leave the burden of making a new pot to someone else. PGP.